Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	2632
Emeralds Found:	1282	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Votes:	9093
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

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UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Votes:	6423	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1934	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	3319
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	22289
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	2493	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2906
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	5084	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Votes:	1984	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	658	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3410	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net