Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.

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WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	280

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3187
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	752	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

play.avclatin.com

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

play.utoo.fun

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8136
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

diminutivesmp.com

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Items Found:	6226	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

mc.kidlesscraft.com

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	128252
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

play.fivemc.org

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4518
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	2

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

join.dogefun.net

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	420	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

BattlePeak.net