Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

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My.SMP

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Farms Harvested:	925

Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

crazysadvichcorpXws3.aternos.me:20059

Minecraft Nations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Farms Harvested:	262	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

n.minecraftnations.com

IcicleCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

mc.iciclecraft.net

peanutsmp

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2591	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

see you there!

play.peanutsmp.fun

Lilfunbuild

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	3890
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	1045
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Divine Spears Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

mc.lilfunbuild.com

Rosewind

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6494	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

mc.rosewind.co.za

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

mc.jcamtech.com:25252

KoxeMc

Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

koxemc.xyz:25000

The Darkfortress

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

server.jpcsupplies.com

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

78.108.218.69

Asser Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft.Asser.no

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	3716
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

survicraft.my.pebble.host

EGMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

play

108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net