Click on Deck Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Potions Brewed:	67
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	168	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FamBlockerz

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Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	765
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1637

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

airstrikes, airstrikes in Lebanon, building, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, foreign relations, Griefing, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strikes, Lebanese civilians, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8