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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 364 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?