Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ores Mined:	3152	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2658
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Emeralds Found:	8520
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	4559

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

ClarenceCraft factions

Abyss SMP

Overview

Rules

Q&A

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

PixelPeelerz

CraftyFact Checkerz

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

FAQs

How do I join the server?

What is the main objective of the server?

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

What happens if I die in-game?

Are there any special features on the map?

Can I play on any platform?

What plugins are used on the server?

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

NukeCraft2020

CastiaMC

CastiaMC

General Information:

Community:

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

MomApologyMC Server

FiancéFailsMC

Ugh, Creeper!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Players:	100/500	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3