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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3648 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
come join our minecraft server and escape the mundane life of being stuck in your boring city or neighborhood. on our server, you can explore endless lands, build epic castles, and even ride unicorns into battle.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.
if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?
