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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8915 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).
our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.
if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?