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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6458 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 173 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!