yo, u think u tough in minecraft? come join our server where we make u carry 500 pounds on ur back just to survive. it aint for the weak, only the strong survive here.

we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while being attacked by flying pigs. and if u think u can handle it, we got a secret level where u gotta fight off an army of zombie chickens armed with carrots.

if u think u got what it takes, come join us and prove urself. but beware, this server aint for the faint of heart. only the bravest players can handle the madness we got in store. so what are u waiting for? join us now and show us what u got!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Ores Mined: 7482 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Gods Slained: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 329
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 418 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Gods Slained: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2856 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Ores Mined: 6971 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ores Mined: 2954
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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