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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 280

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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