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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Zombie Dances: 1
Dimension Hops: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 4679
Runes Activated: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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