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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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