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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9742
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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