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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5319 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
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So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!