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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	7377	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	858226
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6901	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magic Items Found:	1731	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6938	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mines Excavated:	3448
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2761

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org