Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	5046
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	946416

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	1681
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	8017
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	671020	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Votes:	4609
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1649	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	1304	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	623245
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	440118	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3697
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2156

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9531	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net