Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

luminarmc.com

UnDisturbed

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4805
Emeralds Found:	6892	Potions Brewed:	59

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

play.undisturbed.eu

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	700	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

TrixVanilla.lol

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

play.skyblock.net

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Votes:	6226	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

danvercraft.playsurvival.me

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2917
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

play.planetdanet.com

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Mc.MythicMiner.Info

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7182	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

fortunecraft.dedimc.io

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

mc.ctec.co.nz

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Animals Bred:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	9528	Farms Harvested:	124
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

play.skygames.nl

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

survival.lilbloop.net:25566

NeoEDM

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8043	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

neoedm.apexmc.co

Minecraft Endless

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

play.themajesticnetwork.com

SeniorMc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Votes:	1543

play.seniormc.fun

Block Piece

PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8689
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

blockpiece.xyz