Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4482
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	535	Animals Bred:	179
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

yarnmc.xyz

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	2147	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6183	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7993	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	4488	Farms Harvested:	268
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	164	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	3860
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Emeralds Found:	2491	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246