Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Emeralds Found:	4162	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Villages Defended:	11

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	1117	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	7508
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7486	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crops Grown:	1739
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	4084	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8730	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mines Excavated:	4961	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	990
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com