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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	8381	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Animals Bred:	187	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Buildings Constructed:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7755	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	741	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Potions Brewed:	75
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	147
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	936

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	9205	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	7745
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	7353

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8273
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	619
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com