Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7381	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

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Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchantments Applied:	129
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

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MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

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Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	156
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

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EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	317	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	836	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

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Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ores Mined:	2355	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

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Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	549	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

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