Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	6545	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	868
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7030	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Items Found:	8402	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	9090
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Animals Bred:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5895

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Potions Brewed:	55
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg