Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Farms Harvested:	623
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ores Mined:	8439
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3209
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2432	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1995
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Emeralds Found:	4450
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Runes Activated:	3

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5723	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Votes:	3086
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net