Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	7121	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crops Grown:	1075
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	1031
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7747	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7011
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6639	Treasure Maps Found:	14

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595