Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6782
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	333	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

51.81.23.95:25587

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2780
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

missionprison.net

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

play.maritime.gg

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crops Grown:	2366

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

3b3t.me

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

mc.craft2style.nl:25567

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

minecrafty.ca

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

play.aminecraft.net

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

celestialmc.zapto.org

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

play.rodion-network.com

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	17

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

178.32.247.198

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

51.195.191.2:25587

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

play.Melvinnoob.cloudns.be