Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchantments Applied:	72
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1199	Dimension Hops:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8346	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9005
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	7083	Crops Grown:	5110
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	8418	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7790

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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