Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3515	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9100
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4426	Votes:	3856
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9360	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	168	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mines Excavated:	2659
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	485	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ores Mined:	4859	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	898
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com