Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	4651	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	251	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6912
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	7971	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Crops Grown:	8044
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net