Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Star Shards Collected:	102	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Votes:	428
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	173485

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	9014
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3491	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ores Mined:	6365	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3870
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	240	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3787
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com