Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	New Chunks Explored:	689352
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7062	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Potions Brewed:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crops Grown:	3844	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com