Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	5571	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Star Shards Collected:	183
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Farms Harvested:	422
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	9606	Buildings Constructed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	132	Players Killed by Monsters:	4778
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	9266
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Farms Harvested:	671	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	2847

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Void Gems Collected:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	2984	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	3513	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Farms Harvested:	760
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	173443
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	825
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com