Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dimension Hops:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7811	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2180
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	8943	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5764	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.