Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	203	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Emeralds Found:	6238

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Emeralds Found:	3349
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1763	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	69	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3227	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	104
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.