Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Villages Defended:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9683
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	New Chunks Explored:	792390

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	994
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	228	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Emeralds Found:	4143
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5930	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.