Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3522
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6955

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6646	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Crops Grown:	4061
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Items Found:	1429
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	935
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	396
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	256	Enchantments Applied:	63
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.