Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2565
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2904	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	861205	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ores Mined:	2768

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	4802	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	585
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!