Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3475
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1815
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4688
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1472	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	6380
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	542223	Dimension Hops:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6821	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7765	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.