Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	3047	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mines Excavated:	2872	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	138	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2668
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	524

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	79
Emeralds Found:	3166	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	3111	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.