Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6486
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	369241	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8576
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Buildings Constructed:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	665	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	5310	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.