Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9189
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4181	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Items Found:	3531
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Farms Harvested:	111	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.