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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Buildings Constructed: 16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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