Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Secret Passages Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Items Found:	5601
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8391

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	4938
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Spears Created:	27
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	10

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net