Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3366

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8811
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.