Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zilla’s Modded

Battlegear, Forge, Furniture, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Trains

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MCCQ

Survival

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FreedomCraft Network

Adventure, Anticheat, Bloodmoon, challenge, Classes, Community, Custom, Custombosses, Custombuilds, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Friendly, Fun, MCMMO, Minions, mmo, mmorpg, Mythicmobs, Nolag, PvE, Pve Economy, Quest, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, Rankups, RPG, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Updatedfrequently, Wiki

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Basic Content:

38+ Custom Dungeons, most handmade by our own staff!10K+ Dungeon mobs to fight!200+ Challenging dungeon bosses and minibosses!100+ Randomized world events and world bosses8 in game days for our custom coded Bloodmoon providing unique challenges and rewards!

Depth & Quality of Life:

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LeoFanteCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Femboy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

Arena, Chairs, Discord, End.., Freindly, Griefprevention, Nether, Nohacks, Paper, PvP, Pvparena, Randomteleport, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sethome, smp, Survival, Trade, Warps

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	620
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlexusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineClouds

Economy, Prison, PvE

Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bloxar Server

Survival

NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

Plugins include:

– claim

– chest shop

– A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

IP: play.bloxarmc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mirels Of Chaos

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

Survival

This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

Features:

Land claiming/homePlayer ShopsGriefing roll backs

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8567

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Brandons404s Hangout Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Salty Universe

Skyblock

Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

☄️ HexArchon – Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more!

Customenchants, Customitems, Dungeons, Survival

☄️ HexArchon - Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more! Minecraft Server

Watch our Server Trailer! https://youtube.com/shorts/GHTIZUraQHo

Are you looking for a server with a truly unique spin on the Survival Gamemode? You should check out HexArchon – a Custom MMO-Inspired Survival server with many features you’ve never seen!

Key Features:» In-depth /shop system» Custom Skills, Abilities, and Items» Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons» Custom Worlds» Quests» Custom Modeled Pets» Custom Enchants» Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries» Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces» Furnitures» Player Shops» Live Server Map» Server Events» Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Other Features:» Land Claiming» Ability to rollback any griefs (just in case you forgot to claim!)» Discord Link – Talk with players in-game on Discord!» Active, friendly staff» Hosted in the US East Coast

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BeastMC31

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Play SkyBlock KitPvP and ext. We rly need players and staff so please if u se this can u pls join pls

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.