Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	609	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gaytopia

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

The goal of Gaytopia is to provide an enjoyable space for the LBGT+ Community to play Minecraft together.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gaytopia Discord: https://discord.gg/T3s5j9g Dynmap: http://map.gaytopia.lgbt:25467/ Wiki: https://gaytopia.fandom.com/?wiki

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8053
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Spades SMP | 1.20.4 Java Vanilla SMP (17+)

Plugins, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Spades SMP!

OPENING 02/24/24

Spades SMP is a vanilla-ish based survival multiplayer server, with creativity and sociability in mind!

We have a Discord server with a custom bot with many functions.We are application based so moderation is absolutely prioritized.

We hope to see you soon, apply now!

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Apply Here!

Plugins!

With AngelChest, safeguard your most precious belongingsForm alliances and conquer challenges with BetterTeamsRest assured knowing that CoreProtect stands vigilant against griefers.Bridge the gap between in-game and Discord communities seamlessly with DiscordSRVWhile Essentials ensures smooth server operations.Protect your territory with GriefPrevention.Take a load off with GSit’s comfortable sitting feature.Navigate the world effortlessly with HuskHomes’ intuitive teleportation system enhanced by a user-friendly GUI interface.

It will be opening on 02/24/24

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChubbyCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock

Hungry for fun? Feed that craving and join us on ChubbyCraft! We currently offer three exciting game-modes, Creative, Factions, and Skyblock!

Our Creative server offers players 100×100 plots giving you plenty of room to build! You can build by hand or by unlocking worldedit, however you like! So many features and surprises, ChubbyCraft creative server is the place to build your dream world today!

However, if you’re in search for BLOOD then our Faction server will give you the PVP thrill you seek! We offer a death to raid system, meaning if you’re skilled enough you could down any Faction you choose to! Train your skills and become the best with the unique skill system we offer and be sure to keep an eye out throughout the world for accompanied seasons that take the game to a whole other level!

Maybe you want a bit of both? Then take to the skylands and forge your own personal sky island with our enhanced Skyblock game-mode! Complete with fun quests to earn in game currencies that will allow you to upgrade your island’s look and functionality, which also increases your island’s ranking. Your adventures are accompanied by a skilling feature that hones your skills to become more efficient. PvP is available in select areas to challenge your fighting prowess from the experiences you developed on your island!

Come show the world who you are today! No matter what server you choose to play, there are plenty of things to do and experiences to be made. So what are you waiting for? Bring your friends and family and join ChubbyCraft today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Stara-Garda

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

THE BEST BALKANS MINECRAFT SERVER WE HAVE EVERYTHING, SKYBLOCK, PRISON, FACTIONS, KITPVP, ENTER AND HAVE FUN…. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE STRONGEST SERVER!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AztecMC – 1.20.4 – Trails & Tales

Aztec, Aztecmc, Cavesandcliffs, Grief, Griefing, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, Suvival, Vanilla

Server address: aztecmc.org – no port.

New map as of 12/17/2023 – 1.20.4 Update

Rules: 3 simple ones: Keep it PG-13, don’t hack, and don’t spam. more details

Aztec Minecraft is a vanilla SMP with some features:

Set a home with /sethomeUse /tpahere to have someone teleport out to youVoting rewards – 3 rewards every 24 hours

We support raiding and griefing because that’s half the fun:

No chest protectionsNo player block protectionsHave you stumbled on someone’s base? Grief it.Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. Nobody’s going to stop you.PvP not for you? Many of our players feel the same way, and can give you tips on how to stay out of danger.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aberrant SMP

Beta, Loresmp, Modded, Moddedrp, Origins, Originsmod, Originssmp, Roleplay, Survival

The Aberrant SMP is a brand new roleplay and lore focused Origins server that has been created by many experienced and passionate Minecraft admins! Having been in the staff teams of servers like Pixelmon Realms, Everglow, and Hypixel, we’ve crafted a vanilla flavoured Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay!

We feature some spectacular things such as– A spectacular modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many, many more vanilla flavoured mods!– Monthly Giveaways and Contests-Themed updates and votes for new Origins-Monthly server-wide lore events-A roster of 30+ well balanced, flavour filled origins with new ones being added with voting pools every month!-A complete wiki full of characters and world lore that’s open and avaliable to any server member!

So if this small delightful community sounds right for you, and you want to make your mark in a new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our discord to get Whitelisted! And if we do, Best of luck in the Aberrant…https://discord.gg/AberrantSMP

-Server Owner, Hossenpheffer

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lenoxcraft Survival

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Join lenoxcraft and have fun in our special made server.Here all players can fight and create a faction to make a team.With this faction (team)you can fight together and create alliances or enemies :D.Plus with an awesome economy you can become wealthy buy being smart :D.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gamers Club

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gamers Club, a Survival Anarchy Server that is 1 year old. We offer Bedrock and Java cross play support! Bedrock Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565

We plan onto NEVER reset the world. Server started November 17, 2019. Come on and try Gamers Club today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The World of Maria

Bosses, BUILD, building, Builds, Community, Custom, Dungeon, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Friendly, Gods, Guilds, Houses, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Magic, Maria, MCMMO, Medieval, Mythicmobs, Nations, Npc, Old, Plugins, Quest, Questing, Quests, Races, Region, Regions, Roleplay, RPG, Towny, Vampire, weapons, werewolf, world

The World of Maria is a medieval and fantasy server created on April 5th, 2012. Maria is a Medieval and Fantasy server that includes many plugins to help the experience as well as great builds! Our main RP additions include Magic, Kingdoms and titles, custom mounts, alcoholic beverages (and the ability to brew them) quests, npc’s, custom bosses and monsters, and more. Our website is WorldOfMaria.com where our forums, application areas, and PSA’s are! Feel free to join, adventure through our server dungeons, settle in with our towns, or fight using our custom weapons!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Chromatic Anarchy

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Chromatic Anarchy is a full anarchy minecraft server founded on 3/31/2023. It is a no reset, full vanilla world with very few modifications to the vanilla experience. Hacks/xray are allowed, exploiting is allowed, and only large-scale item dupes will be patched/abusers will be wiped (not banned). Everything else is on the table, including swearing, griefing, etc. are all allowed. Our ONLY TEMP-BANNABLE OFFENSE is lag machine creation.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Noobcraft Community

Welcome to NoobCraft!

NoobCraft is a community with players of all ages and backgrounds, designed to be a fun and safe environment for everyone. We provide a free minecraft server with the latest software, hardware, and adapt to the needs of an ever changing gaming experience.

We have gathered a staff of responsible, mature, and experienced gamers that are willing to help all users at any time and for any reason. Each suggestion by a user is passed up the ranks, and we take every request under consideration.

This is your community, and it should meet and exceed what you want to see in a Minecraft community. In order to build on the server, you will need to be promoted to Builder. This is an easy process, and typically only takes a couple minutes. Just go to our Website and read our rules: (http://www.noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=39).

Then connect to the server using our IP: mcnoobs.info

Read our rules at (http://noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=10)

See our live map at (http://mcnoobs.info:8123/) Looking forward to see you there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HoaxMC

MCMMO, Skyblock

HoaxMC is a Minecraft skyblock server featuring: pets, adventures, mobcoins, farmers quotas, robots, mcmmo, power items and more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Merchant Villages

Economy, Friendly, Landclaim, No Griefing, Survival, Unlimited Regions

Friendly Players, Small Community, Mature Staff, Non-Pvp, No Griefing

Have you had enough of childish drama, disrespectful players and rude staff ruining your Minecraft Experience? If so your long search for a fun Minecraft server is over.

Welcome to Merchant Villages! 🙂

What makes us different?

We strive to be the server you’ve been looking for with a fun, friendly and mature environment.MV is well established having been online since January of 2013.We have a strong economy originally based off the NPC trades created by Mojang with EssentialsEco, Chestshop, Shopkeepers, Auctions and other plugins to make trading with other players easy and fun!

What else do we have to offer?

– No plot limits. Your region will expand as you build. – Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged – Four home sets and more as you rank– Combat cooldown removed– Random tp; No starting in overpopulated areas– Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off – Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more – Creative plot world– Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!

So come join the Merchant Villages family for the most fun-filled Minecraft experience available!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

vbworld.doubleugly.org

Bukkit, PvE, Rpserver, Survival

vbworld.doubleugly.org is a [24/7] Survival/PvE/RP minecraft server with a vanilla flavor to it.

Kid and family-friendly environment with grief prevention and protection.

Rules:– Keep vBWorld family-friendly– Don’t be rude to others– Don’t touch what isn’t yours– No swearing– No hacking

Overall, use common sense and be respectful of others.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	185	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Reality³ – [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs

Areashop, Brewery, Casino, Chairs, Creative, Discordsrv, Economy, Flatland, Geyser, Griefprevention, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Randomteleport, Spigot, Survival, Vehicles, Weathervote

Reality³ - [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs Minecraft Server

Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server!

We’re playing 1.20.1

Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative!

This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join!

IMPORTANT INFO:

Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP Adress: Reality3MC.mcserv.fun:25565

Our Homepage: EnjinOur Facebook: FacebookOur Instagram: InstagramDiscord server: Discord

Our server has an active discord with game chat directly in discord. Join the discord: Here

Plugins You Can Enjoy!

⬥ Creative/Survival Gamemodes ⬥ McMMO ⬥ Jobs ⬥ UltimateCatcher ⬥ Chairs ⬥ SimpleblackJack ⬥ MarriageMaster ⬥ Time Vote & Weather Vote ⬥ Emotes ⬥ Vehicles ⬥ Brewery ⬥ Casino⬥ GriefDefender ⬥ Lockette Pro ⬥ Areashop

*Plugins get added and updated all the time, there are a lot more than what’s on this list!

FAQ

What if I want to make an automatic farm and go AFK?• Go for it!

Do you want to play on your own and not feel obligated to talk to anyone?• No problem! We respect your rights as a human to privacy.

Did you find an abandoned place and want to make it yours?• We have protection in place to claim your land so if its unclaimed, then its free for anyone.

Are you new to Minecraft but are too scared to ask for basic game help?• Don’t worry. We all have been there. It is an honour for us to be part of you gaining your skills.

Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

We do accept donations, but if you can’t afford it or don’t want to, there is a way to get everything you need by playing (all ranks are timed except for Elite VIP.) Loyal players that reach Elder get the same permissions. Voting for the server is a fantastic way to help our server grow even more. one of the owners has a well-paying job and is happy to keep the server running (since 2014) without donations.

The owners do have full-time jobs but are masters at working both the server and real-life work at the same time. We take your suggestions with priority, and we work FOR the guests in the game as well as working hard to manage/fix and resolve anything that comes up in an impressively short time. Our discord server is the gateway to contacting the owners and our door is always open for anyone!

We look forward to seeing you come play!This server has multiple worlds including a flatland. It’s simple to claim land and just as easy to get in game money to buy land to keep your builds safe. Oh, by the way… no map resets!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.