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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5556 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!