Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	173	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.