Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	197	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	3971
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	674528
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	2167
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	242
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9644	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crops Grown:	6440

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	393511	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1792

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1233	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	119
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	4375
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	3204

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.