Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8239	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	848218	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Items Found:	6023	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9301
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	52
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.